Server started; please wait for map to refresh.

thePeople has connected.

thePeople:

hi brian

thePeople:

time to roll

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 3

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 20

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 11

DM:	pick the words first

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 2

thePeople:

oh ok

thePeople:

i though i would roll and then just choose that many

thePeople:

can i just choose what i got for the 2 successes?

DM:	Yeah, why not?

DM:	In retrospect, it may work that way...

thePeople:

ok, then ill just continue for the remaining 2 rolls like that

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 15

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 4

thePeople:

3 words

DM:	choose wisely

DM:

Also,

DM:	you may choose the ability to use colons and semi-colons as a sigle word choice

DM:	all other punctuation is free

thePeople:

not counting the ones i thought of while planning to meta, i think i'll choose stop, look, and sleep. Also, since i dont actually know how to use colons or semi colons properly anyway, ill likely never choose them

DM:

Ok.

DM:	Just curious, what were your meta choices?

thePeople:

watch, which i thought was too specific, bind, obvious reason, and release, also obvious reason

DM:	Know what, I'll let you learn bind and release for free. You would have overheard that, and along with bomb, that would put you up to three words learned per day

thePeople:

thanks brian

thePeople:

also i know the word saved from the speach i gave, but do i know its other conjugations, like save, or saving

DM:

No

thePeople:

aw

DM:	conjunctions are tough

DM:	Also, any refresher questions about what has happend so far? Things may go fast this session.

thePeople:

how long does it take for the nonlethal damage i caused to heal, i forgot how far they went under

thePeople:

actuall,y my guy wouldnt know that

Inspector Goodfellow has connected.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ok

thePeople:

but how fast does it heal, also, can you coupde grace it

Inspector Goodfellow:

Here's the problem...

Inspector Goodfellow:

I may... or may not have my character sheet.

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I just traveled today)

Inspector Goodfellow:

I remember most of the values, but if I make a mistake I apologize

thePeople:

dont worry about it, stuff happens, though that is why i just keep all my info on my computer

thePeople:

also, did you remember to level your guy up

Inspector Goodfellow:

Yup

Inspector Goodfellow:

Luckily I just have a set select few skills I put ranks into exclusively and keep at max levels I can have

Inspector Goodfellow:

so, I'm good for those, because they are at 8 (if we are at level 4)

Inspector Goodfellow:

oh wait

thePeople:

i thought you became 5

Inspector Goodfellow:

Yeah

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

Inspector Goodfellow:

so they are at 9

Inspector Goodfellow:

and I am at 20 hp right

Inspector Goodfellow:

(because I rolled a two

Inspector Goodfellow:

(well a one but you fated it)

Inspector Goodfellow:

yes, Ok all good

thePeople:

so brian, how fast does nonlethal heal, and can you coup de grace it? do you know?

DM:	It heals at one per hour, and I am house ruleing that you can't cue it. I will probably put in a minimum that your non-lethal can go up to

DM:	to prevent you from multi-shotting someone into a hundred year hybernation

thePeople:

what do you mean cue it?

DM:	coup de grace

Chris has connected.

Chris:

wtf

thePeople:

ah, i was just planning to keep them under enough for around a day at a time

thePeople:

whats the problem?

Chris:

i'm getting th maps of my campaign...

DM:

?

DM:	you can't see my maps?

Inspector Goodfellow:

haha!

Inspector Goodfellow:

Not just me!

DM:

but, how?

thePeople:

i can see it

DM:	that's two down now...

Chris:

imma restart

Chris is disconnected.

thePeople:

i think im just going to shoot both of them twice or once a day alternating to keep them under

DM:	Ok, you can do that

Inspector Goodfellow:

Only two?

Inspector Goodfellow:

Who are you waking up?

thePeople:

since thier under anyway and inspector is the only other guy who can actually do anything, can i just do that now, and remember, im sparing you as long as you dont try to escape

thePeople:

and im not waking anyone up?

Adam has connected.

Adam is disconnected.

Adam has connected.

DM:	Ok, any meta questions about the story so far before we start, ask me now, on a different channel of communication

DM:	I need you guys to understand what is going on for this one

thePeople:

i think all is good, i already looked up use rope

Adam:

I'm pretty much set.

thePeople:

did chris reconnect yet?

DM:	Stupid chris...

Chris has connected.

DM:	Chris, ask any meta questions about the plot over facebook before we begin

Chris:

got none, and it works again

DM:

ok

thePeople:

sorry, supper just got made, ill be back as soon as i put ketchup on my burger

thePeople:

back

DM:	At the end of the battle, confusion washes across the crowd, but Hunter does not know many words to guide them by. What do you do, Hunter?

thePeople:

I look at them, and with a calm look, i look at all of them and smile, then i say fear not, we will be saved

DM:	Anything else?

thePeople:

im waiting to see if inspector will say something before i continue

Inspector Goodfellow:

"Yeah, that doesn't sound threatening *under my breath*"

Chris:

I thought he was knocked out?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(The language I don't know)

thePeople:

no, only you and adam

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I'm the only one conscious)

thePeople:

and you do know what i said, that was in your language

Inspector Goodfellow:

(You can't speak that well)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(You know like four words don't you?)

thePeople:

repeated parts of the speach i said to them previously

DM:	He knows two phrases, which re-shuffled, can for that

DM:	he copy-pasted some dependent clauses, totally legal

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ladies and Gentlemen. And Hunter. I know I am talking from an... awkward position.

Inspector Goodfellow:

But if anything, I think the events that just occured should tell you something that is integral to my arguement.

Inspector Goodfellow:

The Wishmaster is very, VERY imperfect.

thePeople:

does the crowd look a bit scared or out of thier confort zone with what he said

Follower:

Silence, heritic. You just killed our messangers!

Inspector Goodfellow:

And who do you think THEY used to be?

Follower 1:

How will we find salvation now?

thePeople:

i bend donw in front of the inspector, wag one finger, with bow in other hand, and say no

Inspector Goodfellow:

I-

thePeople:

no

Inspector Goodfellow:

*stare at bow*

Inspector Goodfellow:

What no talk.

DM:	impersonate when you speak

thePeople:

sorry

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Forcibly closes lips*

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I can't)

DM:

not you

DM:	It's really your move here, Keenan

Hunter:

I then say to all of them, follow me, and continue down the road, hoping i find the right way or that wishmaster will find us

Hunter:

i also signal to them to pick up the 3 of you after i place 2 arros into chris and adam

DM:	you don't know half of those words

thePeople:

i know follow me, and that was all i said, sorry, i guess it looks wrong since everything was in impersonate

DM:	Impersonate=speach other=other

DM:	Also, do you see a road right now?

thePeople:

i figure we would just continue walking on the one we were on

thePeople:

since that would likely lead us there, or atleast be better than going back probably

thePeople:

and if we just stayhere the people will get frantic, walking might keep thier fears off thier minds

DM:	ok, someone drag tokens

thePeople:

is this where we stop?

DM:	This is the end of day 5

thePeople:

should i roll the damage for the 2 arrows i hit them with, or just assume its good enough

DM:	No, if you want to keep them down, you can do it

DM:	also, are you carrying the mashed remains of Whisper and Echo?

Chris:

mmmm, mashed worms

thePeople:

ok, so i guess i have to roll then, and yeah, since they mught be a beacon to the wish master. also, inspectors, for the last 5 min, it says you have been typing

Inspector Goodfellow:

they are stuck to my feet

thePeople:

good enough

Inspector Goodfellow:

no idea why

Inspector Goodfellow:

(it says I've been typing)

thePeople:

it is now

Inspector Goodfellow:

(My computer is bad with this program)

thePeople:

it doesnt anymore, and yeah, il shoot them more now

* thePeople rolls: 2d8+2d6+10 => 4 + 8 + 10 = 22

* thePeople rolls: 2d8+2d6+10 => 10 + 8 + 10 = 28

DM:	You really don't need to roll it; nothing stops you from just shooting them as many times as you like

Inspector Goodfellow:

Whoa whoa whoa!

thePeople:

oh, sorry

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter NO!

DM:	Just pick a number of damage you want to keep them at

DM:	(sorry, Chris...)

thePeople:

-10 nonlethal

thePeople:

i walk up to inspector and say

Hunter:

no wounded

Inspector Goodfellow:

you just shot them

Inspector Goodfellow:

i beg to differ

thePeople:

i stare at you without understanding

Inspector Goodfellow:

of course

Inspector Goodfellow:

great

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter

thePeople:

yes

Hunter:

yes

Inspector Goodfellow:

* I point to a tree*

Inspector Goodfellow:

Tree

Inspector Goodfellow:

(if I can)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I may be tied too tight)

DM:	you can head gesture

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Ok I do that)

thePeople:

do you say anything else

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Can I teach him any words this way?)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(If so, how many during the night)

DM:	You may attempt 3. He must then roll a DC 15 int check to try to figure out each one

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Ok.)

thePeople:

but wasnt tree pretty self explanatory?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Now what do I try for)

DM:	How would he know you didn't mean left?

DM:

or head?

DM:

or nod?

thePeople:

good point

DM:

or turn?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I turn to our unconscious friends)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(with my head)

Inspector Goodfellow:

Good.

Inspector Goodfellow:

(no that's dumb

Inspector Goodfellow:

(agh what is most helpful)

Inspector Goodfellow:

*I stomp my foot*

Inspector Goodfellow:

Bad.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ugh, this would be so much easier if I wasn't tied up.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*I nod to the followers*

Inspector Goodfellow:

Bad.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*I nod to Hunter*

Follower 2:

hey!

Inspector Goodfellow:

Good

Inspector Goodfellow:

Oh shit

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I'm trying to teach the abstract concept of morality with my hands tied behind my back. So sue me)

thePeople:

i think you should skip on it, its not going to work

Inspector Goodfellow:

(No it can...)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(It just might not get done tonight)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Each time I do it provides more context and may lower the DC check.)

thePeople:

ok

DM:	As much as I would love to see you two RP this, in the interest of time it may be better to just roll the checks.

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Yeah, lol)

DM:	Also, he doesn't share your views on good and bad, so...

Inspector Goodfellow:

(HE WILL)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Or not)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Maybe)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I can hope!)

DM:	Ok, what three words?

Inspector Goodfellow:

I'll try for Good, Bad, and Foot.

DM:	roll em in order

Inspector Goodfellow:

Do I

Inspector Goodfellow:

or he

DM:

he does

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 4

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 7

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 4

DM:

lol

thePeople:

and why foot?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(He may be my most difficult student yet.)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Because explaining whisper)

DM:	Ok, to day 5!

DM:	someone drag tokens

DM:	...and mountain

thePeople:

what do you mean and mountain?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Do we slow the train down)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Because they are carrying us?)

DM:	No, you have enough folks to carry people and worm mush

thePeople:

also, i have decided to release goodfellows legs while walking to make thing easier

DM:	I am loving this image, btw

thePeople:

and so he can try to continue teaching me for more time

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ew I have whisper in my shoes

thePeople:

though he walks in front for no funny buisness

Inspector Goodfellow:

Can I just-

DM:	Sure, but you can travel a little more today

DM:	and there is a mountain ahead of you

thePeople:

is that the brown area

DM:

yes

thePeople:

ok

DM:	I know it's not clear

thePeople:

since its called fort highpeak, ill guess its on the peak

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I can't see it again, is there a google hangout this time?)

DM:	Nag Chris or Adam

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Chriiiiiiiiiiis)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Adaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam)

DM:	Ok, and that is it for today. You are about halfway up this thing

DM:	pick three words again

Inspector Goodfellow:

Good, Bad, and...

DM:

toe?

Inspector Goodfellow:

uh...

Inspector Goodfellow:

no I'm trying to think of a better word.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Pain.

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 6

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 20

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 5

DM:	Well, you got bad

Inspector Goodfellow:

well, you got one.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Does the skill check lower for good?

thePeople:

well, thats to be expected with 1 in 4 ods i guess

Inspector Goodfellow:

from context?

DM:	sure, but he still failed it

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

Inspector Goodfellow:

but next time...

Inspector Goodfellow:

Next time...

DM:	also, I'll give a +4 for any further attempts

thePeople:

yay

DM:	it's not that hard to figure out on attempt three

DM:	ok, further up for day 6?

thePeople:

yep

thePeople:

are you about to say something that i should stop for?

DM:

no

DM:	keep going

Inspector Goodfellow:

Seriously, if I don't get him out of my shoe, I may be...

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ugh.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Shoe Bad.

DM:	You reach the peak, and see a view you never saw before. It's like the whole plate of the world is visable to you. The clouds still loom above you, but not all that high now. You can see different terrain in all directions, including one very odd one to the south...

Inspector Goodfellow:

Whisper Bad.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Good view.

Inspector Goodfellow:

(what is to the south?)

DM:	The village you came from

Inspector Goodfellow:

What is that

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Point*

thePeople:

wait, wouldnt he also know since i picked him up at the same village

thePeople:

or do you mean my village

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Oh I thought you meant something happened to the village we came from)

DM:	No, Goodfellow knows about this village, not Hunter

Inspector Goodfellow:

Village

thePeople:

also, do i see the fort since i can look so far away

DM:

Nope

DM:	It must be some ways off...

Hunter:

damn, its not here and i still can't see it, it must be a good ways off, but where?Maybe i can tell the future path by using the path we had used to get to the point whisper and echo died

thePeople:

would that be a survival check by the way if i can do that

Inspector Goodfellow:

That language is terrifying, Hunter.

thePeople:

I glance down, then contune thinking

DM:	No. They were taking you due north, which leads to the other side of this mountain

Inspector Goodfellow:

(how much hp have I recovered by now?)

thePeople:

so, i guess ill just go to the other side of the mountain, and you never lost any

DM:	Ok, where are the player tokens? I've lost the party

thePeople:

also, I dont know what path would take me there but with this view i think my character would, so can you show me where to go

thePeople:

go to map explorer and click players, then double click on a token

DM:	There really is no dicernable path...

thePeople:

can my guy just go back down the mountain, then go to the other side, and then just keep going?

DM:

you can

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Or we could go through the mines)

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter

Hunter:

yes?

Inspector Goodfellow:

*points east*

Inspector Goodfellow:

Water.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*points at canteen*

Inspector Goodfellow:

EMPTY canteen.

thePeople:

are we running out brian

DM:	you are low, but it isn't desprate

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Oh shit its west*

DM:	there is a lake to the north you can see

thePeople:

well, since were going north anyway, i'll go that way, i nod to inspector about the canteen though, and do i unerstand water now?

Inspector Goodfellow:

Too steep, Hunter.

DM:	Ok, pick your words

Inspector Goodfellow:

also, cold.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Brr.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point to lake*

Inspector Goodfellow:

Bad

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point to river*

Inspector Goodfellow:

*mimes Warm and happy*

DM:	You are understanding some of this

thePeople:

wheres the river?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Shit I should just use miming to get my point across)

DM:	Chris and Adam, if you want to play some followers or something...

DM:	Also, three words

thePeople:

can my guy even see a river., because i can't

Inspector Goodfellow:

Bad, Pain, and Cold.

thePeople:

i already know bad, dnt you mean good

Inspector Goodfellow:

yeah

Inspector Goodfellow:

sorry

thePeople:

and will i get the +4 modifier on cold as well, ill just roll them, but if the results change just tell me

* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 12 + 4 = 16

* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 16 + 4 = 20

* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11

thePeople:

well i now know pain and good

Inspector Goodfellow:

fast learneg

Inspector Goodfellow:

Good Hunter!

DM:	Uhh, I'll give you the +4 for cold

DM:	It is friggen frexxing up here

thePeople:

and can i even see a river, and even with the +4 it didnt work

DM:	No, you can't see a river, just some more hills

thePeople:

then i dont think i understand goodfellows message, and i instead think he just meant bad as in there might be similar monsters as last time

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Point vehementally west*

Inspector Goodfellow:

No cold

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Point north*

Inspector Goodfellow:

Yes cold

thePeople:

would my guy understand that if i go notrh it'll be colder based on his previos expeditions outside his village and his survival skill

DM:	I would say no

thePeople:

and would going north this little bit really make a difference? i dont htink he would think so unless this world is wierd like that

DM:	Mountains block wind

DM:	you can get a pretty good temperture difference in the right condidtions

thePeople:

would my guy knwo that, has he every been in similar experiences in previous expeditions, because if so, with his survival skill, i think he would know

DM:	Yes, one time.

DM:	Ok, day 6?

thePeople:

i guess, but first we start going back down if theres time, so that we can aboid the cold

Inspector Goodfellow:

Good hunter

Inspector Goodfellow:

(It sounds so condescending but it's my only way of communicating lol)

thePeople:

can you control the way back down brian, because i dont remember what it was

DM:	I honestly don't care the details

DM:	which direction?

thePeople:

i guess we'll be going north west, you know, the best of both worlds so i ca be closer to whatever goodfellow is indicating, but also approaching the lake, and this way, the differenial shouldnt be as big i hink since the wind wont be blocked as much the way were goiing

thePeople:

once we get closer to the lake we'll go right there

thePeople:

oh, are we about to fight

DM:

no

DM:	you notice a pretty big lack of animals here

DM:	Ok, that's all for the day.

DM:	three words

Inspector Goodfellow:

Water, sorry, and help.

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 2

DM:	+4 on water

DM:	not that it matters

* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 6 + 4 = 10

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 20

thePeople:

well, i know help

Inspector Goodfellow:

good.

Inspector Goodfellow:

help Ignatius

Inspector Goodfellow:

help Constance

Inspector Goodfellow:

Good Good.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point to both*

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point at myself*

Inspector Goodfellow:

What bad.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Step violently*

Inspector Goodfellow:

What

thePeople:

no bad

DM:	Also, Whisper, Echo, and What's boots are all starting to stink

Hunter:

no bad

Inspector Goodfellow:

Help Constance

Inspector Goodfellow:

Help Ignatius

thePeople:

but i still do not untie you, i really wish i could say sorry, but i will not shoot them anymore

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Gotcha)

thePeople:

and they should awaken the same time i would anyway

Inspector Goodfellow:

okie doke

thePeople:

also, i tell bring 4 followers over and draw on the ground that from now on, me, and 2 of them in groups of 2, will sleep in shifts based on the moons location.

thePeople:

I say, to look, and then point at you 3, to show that they will be watching them for that time

DM:

Ok

DM:

clever

DM:	Nothing happens over the night, but in the early morning, one of the followers wakes you

Follower 8:

Awaken, guardian!

thePeople:

yes?

Follower 8:

I have seen the will of the wishmaster!

thePeople:

i doubt i understand that, unless he somehow knows my language, except for the will of the wishmaster part

Inspector Goodfellow:

And what is the will of the wishmaster

Inspector Goodfellow:

I don't suppose I can get you to whisper it in my ear

DM:	You understood jack all of it. You don't know the word "will" used in that way

thePeople:

oh, ok

Follower 8:

Not a chance

Inspector Goodfellow:

well, proclaim it

Inspector Goodfellow:

so they may all bask in the... malarkey

thePeople:

i treaten inspector to alm down by waggin my finger and saying no

Inspector Goodfellow:

*I do so*

Follower 8:

*turns to Hunter excitedly* Yes! *turns to goodfellow* Bad...

Inspector Goodfellow:

Oh you son of a bitch

thePeople:

i look at inspector threateningly

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Zips mouth, but glares at follower #8*

Follower 8:

*points up* Wishmaster wounded. What wounded Wishmaster! Realse What, pain What.

Follower 8:

Wishmaster wants this

Inspector Goodfellow:

He doesn't understand.

Follower 8:

The Wishmaster will make him understand.

Follower 8:

You days of damning us come to an end

thePeople:

I know the words, but they aren't used that coherently

Inspector Goodfellow:

I didn't damn you you damned yourselves

Inspector Goodfellow:

but it is easier with a scapegoat huh

thePeople:

I point at insector, and then close my mouth shut, to tell you to do the same

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

thePeople:

I nod at the follower to explain if possible

Follower 8:

Uhh... stop What.

Follower 8:

What stop Wishmaster

Inspector Goodfellow:

*smiles*

thePeople:

relly wish i could say how

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Then stops because it looks sketchy as fuck*

God:	Yes, continue babbleing to these fools.

God:	They are blind, just as you are without me...

thePeople:

I first point to inspectors arms to indicate that he cant actually harm anyone like this, then i think loudly to god

Hunter:

Will you ever shut up with your incessant speeches about how great you are. Yes, i know, these people are pretty deluded, they really do think wishmaster is like you are, but atleast wishmaster making them kill each other, now shut up

Hunter:

is'nt making them kill each other

Follower 8:

Forget this, I can't get though to this one...

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Ok that changes things a bit)

DM:	Ok, the Stendatems awaken

thePeople:

the what?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I'm rolling EA just to get my hands free in case of a problem)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(The others

thePeople:

oh yeah

Chris:

*fanfare*

Inspector Goodfellow:

*roll 1d20 +9

* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +9 => 15 + 9 = 24

thePeople:

and im pretty sure i would notice you trying, it takes a whold minute and i think i could stop you

Inspector Goodfellow:

I also have sleight of hand

Inspector Goodfellow:

should I roll that too?

DM:	slight of hand vs spot

* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +9 => 3 + 9 = 12

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Shit)

* thePeople rolls: d20+7 => 14 + 7 = 21

thePeople:

i firmly grasp your hands and crush them a bit, loom in really close, say no, and then tighten the rope a bit stronger

Inspector Goodfellow:

Okay

thePeople:

also, im keeping a really close eye on all of you

Constance Stendatem:

What...?

Inspector Goodfellow:

ow

Inspector Goodfellow:

welcome back to the land of the living

thePeople:

i let you guys speak while i stand behind and watch

Constance Stendatem:

How much did I miss?

Inspector Goodfellow:

you missed the ABC's but your just in time for the scene where my throat may be slit in the middle of the night

Inspector Goodfellow:

also sorry for dragging you into this.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Basically, the wishmaster wants me dead

Inspector Goodfellow:

our captor seems good enough, I've been trying to get him to help us

Inspector Goodfellow:

so far, I got him to stop knocking you out at every opportunity

Inspector Goodfellow:

and that's the story so far

Constance Stendatem:

But he speaks all of about five words of our language... how are we supposed to get him on our side?

Inspector Goodfellow:

I've found miming is effective

Inspector Goodfellow:

...sometimes.

Follwer 2:

Our side?

Inspector Goodfellow:

I've been teaching him about half a word a night on average

Inspector Goodfellow:

We are all on the same side Julio

Constance Stendatem:

The "not slitting each others' throats in the middle of the night" side. It's a good side to be on.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Yeah, don't think I don't recognize you.

Follwer 2:

I still can't belive they are keeping you around after you killed the messangers

Inspector Goodfellow:

I still can't believe you believe them at all

Constance Stendatem:

Because they were planning on killing us because we were discussing leaving.

Constance Stendatem:

Can you say you're without any doubts about this? Should you die for having those second thoughts?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(or third)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(well, technically fourth)

Follwer 2:

When I agreed to go on this journey, I knew my fate was in the wishmaster's hands. The only way out of this now is faith

DM:	Also, it starts to snow

Constance Stendatem:

You didn't answer my question, I notice.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Igatius, how are you doing buddy? You okay?

DM:	Untill someone finds adam, he is still out

Constance Stendatem:

Well, he's still got a pulse...

Inspector Goodfellow:

well, that's better than I had expected so...

DM:	Ok, so day 8

DM:	which way do you go?

thePeople:

eah, i guess so, where are we relative to everything though

DM:	The lake was kind of north, the mountain south-east

thePeople:

since were runnign pretty low on water, we start going stright north, but since were not straight north from the mountain, it shouldnt be very bad

Inspector Goodfellow:

mmmmmm

Inspector Goodfellow:

okay Hunter

Inspector Goodfellow:

Cold cold cold.

thePeople:

I point at our nearly empty canteens and raise an eyebrow as if to say, you have a better idead

thePeople:

even thoguh i would not be able to understand said idea

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Nods west*

thePeople:

i point to canteens, then nods west as if to say, after water

Inspector Goodfellow:

Yes

Inspector Goodfellow:

No

Inspector Goodfellow:

Water

Inspector Goodfellow:

*nods west*

thePeople:

what happened?

Constance Stendatem:

Can we warm the snow somehow?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(We go wherever now)

DM:	I moved you back

thePeople:

why is everything black?

DM:	just in case

thePeople:

ok good

Inspector Goodfellow:

Not unless you want to reveal magic, which i wouldn't recommend *whispered*

Chris:

i don't have fire

thePeople:

did you show the warm snow idea, because, my guy agrees

thePeople:

if its thick enough

DM:	it's a dusting right now

Inspector Goodfellow:

Okay, am I the only one who understands the concept of thermo dynamics?

thePeople:

not enough then

DM:	You may be

Constance Stendatem:

(possibly)

DM:	Constance probably knows, actually

thePeople:

why do you say that?

DM:	Ordos teaches basic physics

Inspector Goodfellow:

(warm snow idea)

Constance Stendatem:

(i scoop a little snow off the ground and melt it in my hand for our foreign friend to see, saying snow and water at the appropriate times)

Inspector Goodfellow:

Oh...

Inspector Goodfellow:

my god.

Inspector Goodfellow:

I'm an idiot.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Constance, great idea

Constance Stendatem:

And now my hand is really cold.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*whispers* we wanted to go west....

thePeople:

dont understand either, but i nod my head, it might take a while, but its probably better to gather water this way then to risk more lake monsters

thePeople:

even if it takes along time to gather up that much snow in buckets and then heat them

Constance Stendatem:

(well, no sense wasting it, i drink the minute amount of water i made)

DM:	The group begins to collect snow, and soon gets some melted via body heat

thePeople:

they collect it in buckets that we said we had earlier

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter

Inspector Goodfellow:

Cold bad

Inspector Goodfellow:

water

DM:	make a spot check

* thePeople rolls: d20+7 => 16 + 7 = 23

Inspector Goodfellow:

(hold up three fingers)

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok...

DM:	you notice folks shivering, and trying their best to hide it

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point west

DM:	It only begins to snow harder

thePeople:

i really dont understand what 3 fingers means but i still nod west since it'll likely be warmenr

thePeople:

but we still collect mroe water through snow on the way, also, just a bit south

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point south west mostly*

Constance Stendatem:

Three what? And don't get too cold, people.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Yeah

Inspector Goodfellow:

*whisper* there is river this way. I... know it well, let's leave it at that.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Three miles

Constance Stendatem:

Good enough.

Constance Stendatem:

Let's hope it didn't freeze.

thePeople:

we go west then, and can probably make it before days over i think

DM:	ok, follow the fog

thePeople:

no closer in case of monsters

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter.

thePeople:

i then i lok at him

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point to people, point up shore, point to us three, then to river

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I'd say four but adam is unconscious)

DM:	Someone find that guy...

thePeople:

i have no idea what your pointing means

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter, What, Constance, Ignatius.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point to buckets, then to water*

thePeople:

yes

thePeople:

well, i nod no to ignatius

Constance Stendatem:

(i ready my pistol)

Constance Stendatem:

Not getting caught off guard this time.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*mime monster attacking constance*

thePeople:

i ready my bow to attack anything that comes close

thePeople:

and i guess we start walking to the water

DM:	The snowing is getting worse, it's hard to see that far ahead of you.

thePeople:

wait, i thougt it would be warmer here

Constance Stendatem:

Let's get a little closer.

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Maybe we should camp instead)

DM:	you are still above the mountains

DM:	you didn't head south

Inspector Goodfellow:

(we said south west right?)

thePeople:

i signal them back, then put some snow in my hand to melt it

thePeople:

and we'll go more south tommorow, i did just say west.

thePeople:

also, when did i ever untie any of your arms i just realized

DM:	Ok, to the water?

Inspector Goodfellow:

We are tied up by our wrists

thePeople:

no, just melting snow as a group, so no one gets left behind

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter, stop?

Inspector Goodfellow:

*mimes sleeping*

thePeople:

yes

Constance Stendatem:

Probably frozen over, but it's better trying than losing precious body heat in this snow.

thePeople:

mines melting more snow, then sleeping

thePeople:

i start going after her

Inspector Goodfellow:

I head to the river too

thePeople:

and signal to good fellow that the walking away is bad

Inspector Goodfellow:

*I back up*

thePeople:

i signal that we shoudl stay together, and mime monsters

Follower 11:

Why does he trust Goodfellow so much?

Follower 9:

I don't know...

Inspector Goodfellow:

Because, as hard as it is to believe, I'm the only one looking out for you all

thePeople:

i mime at good fellow to tell her to come back, now

Inspector Goodfellow:

CONSTANCE

Inspector Goodfellow:

Our friend with the bow is getting twitchy

Constance Stendatem:

Just going to see if the river's frozen!

Inspector Goodfellow:

let's risk the hypothermia

Inspector Goodfellow:

I would say yes

DM:	You can stay warm by hugging

Constance Stendatem:

(i should be able to see it now. is it?)

DM:	There is ice forming, but it's not frozen over

thePeople:

i start walking towards her

Constance Stendatem:

If we work fast, we can refill our supply!

DM:	also, spot check

thePeople:

i mime once again, just melting snow

* thePeople rolls: d20+7 => 8 + 7 = 15

* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: d20 +9 => 1 + 9 = 10

* Chris rolls: 1d20+3 => 13 + 3 = 16

DM:	you notice that this is no river. It's a lake

Inspector Goodfellow:

What...

Constance Stendatem:

Wait a minute.

Inspector Goodfellow:

the....

Constance Stendatem:

Waaaaaaait a minute.

thePeople:

i continue wlking at you

thePeople:

i nod and say good

Constance Stendatem:

(I go get a bucket)

Inspector Goodfellow:

Why is it a lake

thePeople:

i signal to melt the snow

Inspector Goodfellow:

it should be a...

Constance Stendatem:

No.

Constance Stendatem:

Too cold.

thePeople:

i grab her, afterall, the water wont be too much better if ice is forming, and its far more dangerous

Constance Stendatem:

Let. Go.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter!

Inspector Goodfellow:

No!

Inspector Goodfellow:

Constance

Inspector Goodfellow:

no

DM:	Suddenly, you hear the sound of fire!

Constance Stendatem:

WHAT IN THE--

Inspector Goodfellow:

Get down!

DM:	A bush spontainiously ignites, and burns brightly

thePeople:

i point to everyone to back away

Chris:

are you serious

Chris:

well, i put snow in buckets and set it near the bush

Inspector Goodfellow:

(lol)

thePeople:

i approach slowly

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I think its god)

thePeople:

and try to investigate the cause

Bush:

*in hunters languadge* Hunter...

Bush:

I give you this gift of life.

Hunter:

what, the, who is this?

Inspector Goodfellow:

*I'm on the ground near it*

Inspector Goodfellow:

(do I recognize it as Hunter's language?)

thePeople:

can you move your guy then

DM:

yes

Inspector Goodfellow:

(I can't move anything, all I have to work off of is the textchat)

thePeople:

oh, that sucks

Bush:

*In everyone else's language* come, warm yourselves.

Constance Stendatem:

Don't look a gift campfire in the mouth.

thePeople:

i point at the people to approach slowly, but to still staya bit away for a bit, and then come closer

Inspector Goodfellow:

I tend to when it spontaneously combusts, but I'm tempted as well

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point to campfire* Good?

thePeople:

i ask the bus once again

Hunter:

what, or who, are you?

thePeople:

and shrug my shoulders a bit at the inspector

Bush:

*hunters tounge* I am the Wishmaster.

Hunter:

Thank goodness, after these people destroyed whisper and echo for some reason, we have been lost, please, tell me, what direction should we go now?

Constance Stendatem:

I just realized the obvious. Our guide's a xeno.

Hunter:

how do we get to fort highspeak

Inspector Goodfellow:

A xeno?

Inspector Goodfellow:

No way.

Constance Stendatem:

But he's not a daemon. We're not alone in the world.

Constance Stendatem:

And Ordos needs to adopt a stance on this.

Bush:

*now speaking in both at the same time* I have made you wander because you have disobeyed me. You destroyed two of my servents, and needed to be dicipliened.

Constance Stendatem:

Well, they started it.

Bush:

The fort lies to the south, and is down a river there

Inspector Goodfellow:

*Back away from the bush

Inspector Goodfellow:

*subtly*

Bush:

follow the river to Fort highpeak, your salvation.

Constance Stendatem:

And the bush is a demon. Should I put it out?

Hunter:

thank you, FInally, this mess will be done with

thePeople:

be right back

Inspector Goodfellow:

*stop drawing attention to me please, constance

Inspector Goodfellow:

*whispered*

thePeople:

im back

Bush:

For now, melt your snow in my warmth. Let me nourish you.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Constance, I'd be careful about drinking that water

Constance Stendatem:

I'll stick with the hand melted stuff, methinks.

thePeople:

i start melting the water

thePeople:

i mean snow on the fire, and menthion for others to do the same

Follower 13:

He has spoken to the Wishmaster! We are saved!

Inspector Goodfellow:

Please don't tell me he's about to make contracts.

Constance Stendatem:

For now. Don't think it'll last.

Inspector Goodfellow:

well

Inspector Goodfellow:

it

Inspector Goodfellow:

It's not fair to assign a gender to a bush

thePeople:

i dont understand what your talking about, in game or reality

Inspector Goodfellow:

(no worries)

DM:	You gain enough drinking water to last some time, then the bush goes out.

thePeople:

the area is still warmer though i imagine, so we camp where it was.

thePeople:

also, there is still a wathch going on to watch you, and your hands are tied up more so you cant really grab anything, they are only loosened when i can easily observe you

Inspector Goodfellow:

How is Ignatius

Constance Stendatem:

(whisper to Goodfellow) The Wishmaster's hurting us in order to make us dependent on its occasional gifts. This strikes me as being distressingly similar to an abusive relationship. just with magic.

Inspector Goodfellow:

*whisper* Just a bit.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Constance, how is Ignatius

DM:	Iggy is unconcious for plot reasons untill we get Adam back

Inspector Goodfellow:

(no I know, I'm working it in)

thePeople:

im also thinking a very similar thinkg to what constances said, i would have said it to wish master while there, but didnt want to be too confrontational just yet, as it might just be part of the show

Constance Stendatem:

More or less okay, but he shouldn't still be out like this.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter

Inspector Goodfellow:

I have some new words for you to learn!

thePeople:

yes

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hurt, Help, and...

Inspector Goodfellow:

Constance, what do you think?

Constance Stendatem:

... I can think of plenty, but none relevant to our current problem.

Constance Stendatem:

Danger?

Inspector Goodfellow:

Let's say hurt again

Inspector Goodfellow:

to make sure

DM:	also, you get a fourth word this time

DM:	you have extra sitting time thanks to the storm

Inspector Goodfellow:

okay hurt twice, and then danger

thePeople:

do i understand word yet since they always use it before teaching me some?

Inspector Goodfellow:

and help

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 17

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 2

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 17

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 4

thePeople:

i now know hurt and danger

Inspector Goodfellow:

okay

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ignatius

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hurt.

thePeople:

i nod my head a bit worriedly, haveing nticed this a bit, and deciding that i would try to speed up his healing process a bit

Inspector Goodfellow:

Village *point south

thePeople:

i point to where the bush was and try to ime that it told me about something to the south, figuring that that was what it was

Adam:

Are we still alive?

thePeople:

i mean what your trying to say

thePeople:

yay, your back, what was going on

DM:	he awakens now

Inspector Goodfellow:

*whisper to ignatius* just stay down please

Inspector Goodfellow:

ugh nevermind hunter

thePeople:

too layte, i noticed

Ignatius Stendatem:

nnnn? nnnn.. k.

thePeople:

i look at you and smile that you managed to wake up

Constance Stendatem:

Things are looking up.

Inspector Goodfellow:

Welcome to the party Ignatius.

Inspector Goodfellow:

(and I don't mean adventuring party, though that is also relevant)

thePeople:

remember, you guys are still all under constant watch and your arms and hands are way too tied up to hold anything diring the night or move them much at all, and they are still tied at the wrist during the day making it hard to impossible to use anything complicated or that requires significant grip, like a weapon

Inspector Goodfellow:

Unless they pass a sleight of hand and escape artist check

Inspector Goodfellow:

which I won't do unless I have to

DM:	So, day 9 everyone?

thePeople:

have to do both, and during the night, your whole arms are tied, so it'll be a lot harder

thePeople:

and yeah, i guess so

thePeople:

guess we start going south now

DM:	the storm has cleared now

Inspector Goodfellow:

(It's almost like having a paladin everyone!)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(lol)

thePeople:

are we stopping here?

DM:	yes, that's all you can get in the snow

thePeople:

ok

Chris:

welcome to freakin russia

thePeople:

atleast it'll only be getting better, by which i mean the weather now that its not snowing

Chris:

hope you like frostbite

DM:	also, spot checks

* Chris rolls: 1d20+3 => 18 + 3 = 21

* thePeople rolls: d20+7 => 20 + 7 = 27

Chris:

dayum

thePeople:

nice, perfect score

* Adam rolls: 1d20+3 => 14 + 3 = 17

* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: d20 +7 => 18 + 7 = 25

DM:	ok. Everyone but adam sees a mounted man in the distance

Ignatius Stendatem:

(still a bit groggy)

Constance Stendatem:

I'd bet money he isn't here to befriend us.

thePeople:

i grab my bow, and nudge inspector to talk to him

thePeople:

well, yell at this distanc

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hello!

DM:	he rides away

Inspector Goodfellow:

No!

Inspector Goodfellow:

Bye then?

DM:	Ok, five words tonight. Hunter is learning faster and faster

Inspector Goodfellow:

Help

Inspector Goodfellow:

Right Left

Inspector Goodfellow:

uh...

Chris:

something to help persuade him to free us?

Chris:

: P

Inspector Goodfellow:

(trying!)

Inspector Goodfellow:

()

DM:	":P" is not a word

Inspector Goodfellow:

thePeople:

neither is smiley face

Inspector Goodfellow:

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

Constance Stendatem:

If you're done making faces...?

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Ok is not one of them, fyi don't monkey paw that shit)

Inspector Goodfellow:

Tight

Inspector Goodfellow:

Pain

Ignatius Stendatem:

Does the guy speak common yet?

Chris:

nope

Inspector Goodfellow:

Help Right Left Tight Pain

thePeople:

already got pain

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

Inspector Goodfellow:

last one...

thePeople:

ill roll for the others while you think

* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 7 + 4 = 11

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 4

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 2

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 1

DM:

bad day

Inspector Goodfellow:

he's a sharp one

Inspector Goodfellow:

usually

Constance Stendatem:

Uh... free?

Inspector Goodfellow:

free

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 20

Inspector Goodfellow:

YEAH

Chris:

bwahaha the gods are with us

Inspector Goodfellow:

Free Constance

DM:	you learn freedome for free

Inspector Goodfellow:

Free Ignatius

Inspector Goodfellow:

No free what

DM:	just cause you rolled 20

thePeople:

i look at you quizically when you say no free what, wondering why you said that

Inspector Goodfellow:

No trust what

Inspector Goodfellow:

What understand?

Inspector Goodfellow:

ugh

Inspector Goodfellow:

vocab is taking too long

thePeople:

i understand nothing

Inspector Goodfellow:

(no I understand is what I meant)

thePeople:

and besides, i think i would trust you more than ignatious

DM:	Ok, Day 10?

Inspector Goodfellow:

I killed whisper and echo

Inspector Goodfellow:

He should trust me much less than he does

thePeople:

yeah, also, now while all the others still have their hands tied up during the day, i allow inspector to have his untied, but make him walk in front of us

Inspector Goodfellow:

what?

thePeople:

i didnt like the look of that guy we saw yesterday, though i cant really tell you that

DM:	another mountain

Constance Stendatem:

Oh this is just great.

thePeople:

i sigh, and motion us to start trecking

Inspector Goodfellow:

We could go through the mines

thePeople:

what mines, are there any in sight?

Chris:

don't wake the balrog, you fool!

Inspector Goodfellow:

I was joking, but now I'm curious

thePeople:

actually, my guy wouldnt even understand the concept of mines anyway i think

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok nevermind

Inspector Goodfellow:

Well, I say we go around the mountain

Inspector Goodfellow:

(unless that brings us too close to Isengard)

thePeople:

no understanding

Inspector Goodfellow:

*mime getting tired*

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point up mountain*

thePeople:

whats with this different ground type, is it different in some way

Inspector Goodfellow:

*arc hand in a circle, and march in place happily*

thePeople:

and too me, thats just confusing, because fit like first you say your tired, but then that your happy with still going up the mountain

Inspector Goodfellow:

Okay

DM:	ok, 5 more words

Inspector Goodfellow:

Tired

Inspector Goodfellow:

River

Inspector Goodfellow:

Mountain

Inspector Goodfellow:

Help

thePeople:

does help have a +8 modifier now?

DM:

yes

thePeople:

1 more word

Inspector Goodfellow:

and...

Inspector Goodfellow:

Constance

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ignatius

Inspector Goodfellow:

What might get you free?

thePeople:

ill just roll for the other 4 while waiting

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 6

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 17

Inspector Goodfellow:

I can't come up with one

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 2

* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 3 + 8 = 11

Inspector Goodfellow:

well you got... river?

thePeople:

you tried sorry before

thePeople:

and yeah

Inspector Goodfellow:

sorry

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 9

thePeople:

crap

Inspector Goodfellow:

+8, right?

thePeople:

still failed for help

thePeople:

that was the one with +8

Inspector Goodfellow:

but sorry

Inspector Goodfellow:

was the second or third time we tried it?

thePeople:

oh yeah, i think only second

thePeople:

so still no i guess

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

thePeople:

i have not been getting lucky

Inspector Goodfellow:

Its all good

DM:

Day 11?

thePeople:

I guess

Inspector Goodfellow:

I point to the others and say

Inspector Goodfellow:

free?

thePeople:

I nod sadly, and say no, but tried to seem sad about it

Inspector Goodfellow:

Ugh, I'll carry the party for a bit

thePeople:

than do the noraml watch and tied up arms for all you guys for the nigh

Inspector Goodfellow:

Hunter

thePeople:

and no one is being carried, those guys are allowed to walk, and even the unconscous follower should be up by now

Inspector Goodfellow:

*points west

Inspector Goodfellow:

River

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Oh yeah)

thePeople:

i singal climb mountain, and looking around first, then, try to symbol a big for to represent what were looking fr, then shrugged, and pointed west a bit

thePeople:

to show that we would go west around the mountain, but then still south

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

Inspector Goodfellow:

I draw a circle in the air

DM:	you are in a steepe area right now

Inspector Goodfellow:

*point up mountain*

Inspector Goodfellow:

*mime tired

Inspector Goodfellow:

*I also slip and fall a lot while climbing because I fail at climb checks*

Inspector Goodfellow:

*like super hardcore*

DM:	ok, drag the tokens where you guys are going

thePeople:

i try to show im sorry, and i plan some regular breaks since theyll be needed, also, i tie a rope around your waste to stop you from falling off in an emergency and hold onto the other end

thePeople:

waist

thePeople:

and this is not to control you, bt just to prevent falling off

Inspector Goodfellow:

I got it

DM:	are you climbing the mountain, or going west?

Inspector Goodfellow:

I'm pointing west at every opportunity

thePeople:

climbing

Chris:

wtf are we doing

thePeople:

i point to him, west after peak

DM:	so... northwest?

thePeople:

if thats a path up the mountain, sure, or f we could just keep going towards the fort without the mountain, than that way

Inspector Goodfellow:

No not NORTH again!

Inspector Goodfellow:

*mumbled

DM:	goddammnit give me a direction

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Hunter decides)

thePeople:

whatever way the fort is, which is the way we were going since you said its in the direct of up the mountain

DM:	I never said it was on this mountain...

thePeople:

but you showed that as the only path to the fort, otherwise i would have gone around it, i think i misunderstood you, sorry

thePeople:

, can we just say we went around if thats the case, because nothing really happened

DM:

Ok

thePeople:

can you move us to where we should be then?

DM:	you would be back to where you are now

DM:	but yesterday

DM:	still up to make the same choice

thePeople:

does it look liek we are almost all the way up

DM:	No. You are near the foot, in a dry area between two mountains

thePeople:

ok, then we will go around the mountain, still going south, towards the fort

DM:	ok, now back to day 11

DM:	at this point, a small point of light appears at the camp, and starts to fly west

Chris:

how's our water?

DM:

ok

DM:	You couldn't store that much

thePeople:

wait, what do you mean by a small light, does it look magical, and did e all see it

DM:	Your food, however, isn't to hot

DM:	and yes, the light was definitly magical

thePeople:

ok, i guess we head that way since its probably from the wishmaster and the inspector has been trying to get me to go that way anyway

thePeople:

is that still in the path your setting out, because that looks more south

DM:	no, it's westish

DM:

zoom out

thePeople:

i see now

DM:	and at the end of that path is end of day. You make a pretty good distance, all things considered

DM:	Actually, that's only a few miles, but terrain is tough, and there are no roads

DM:	five words, as normal

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Chris and Adam, pick the?)

Inspector Goodfellow:

(them)

thePeople:

sorry and help agian obviously

Inspector Goodfellow:

yup

Chris:

do we have friend and enemy?

Inspector Goodfellow:

no

Adam:

misunderstanding

thePeople:

so those 5?

Inspector Goodfellow:

yup

thePeople:

and do i get a benefit from friend and enemy being like good and evil

DM:

sure, +4

thePeople:

yay

* thePeople rolls: 20+12 => 20 + 12 = 32

* thePeople rolls: d20+8 => 9 + 8 = 17

Chris:

i'd make a moral relativist argument, but free bonuses

* thePeople rolls: d20 => 19

* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 2 + 4 = 6

* thePeople rolls: d20+4 => 9 + 4 = 13

thePeople:

i dont learn friend or enemy

Inspector Goodfellow:

so close

DM:	so help, sorry, misunderstanding?

thePeople:

yep

Inspector Goodfellow:

I guess

DM:	why didn't you pick understanding instead

DM:	you have no already

thePeople:

that is a good point, can we say we got that instead

Chris:

no misunderstanding -= understanding

Chris:

double negatives ftw

thePeople:

and since i got a 20 on help, can i have its conjugations, or is that asking for to much

Inspector Goodfellow:

(OH GOD SO CONFUSING)

DM:	sure, conjoin away

DM:	also, sense motives everyone

thePeople:

damn

* thePeople rolls: d20+1 => 3 + 1 = 4

thePeople:

crap

* Chris rolls: 1d20+3 => 14 + 3 = 17

Chris:

not bad

* Inspector Goodfellow rolls: 1d20 +2 => 2 + 2 = 4

Chris:

bad

Inspector Goodfellow:

I GOT A 4!

* Adam rolls: 1d20+7 => 7 + 7 = 14

thePeople:

with my roll, if someone tells me to kill you, you'll likely all be knocked out again, dependign onhow it oes

Chris:

not bad

DM:	Ignatious seems to notice that Constance has been a bit off lately.

DM:	More than expected

Ignatius Stendatem:

(in head) hmmm...

DM:	OK, Day 12?

thePeople:

i think

Chris:

yeah

Inspector Goodfellow:

point to ignatious. Free?

thePeople:

sorry, no, sorry

Inspector Goodfellow:

yes

Inspector Goodfellow:

ok

thePeople:

i sigh, and free him, but im carrying all his weapons, an I have already carefully searched him

thePeople:

also, like inspector, he has to walk in front, and my bow is always inmy hand

Adam:

I'd like to see him carry all my weapons.

Inspector Goodfellow:

(Oh sweet I was imagining a resigned yes)

thePeople:

I i cant carry them all, then some are passed to the followers, which isnt really in your favor, also, will anyone remark about this river were next to

Chris:

lol nope

thePeople:

really, even after inspector went on and on about it

Constance Stendatem:

Looks like we get a little water.

Constance Stendatem:

Can we even boil it, though?

Inspector Goodfellow:

I'm thirsty

Inspector Goodfellow:

and I can fish up a storm

Inspector Goodfellow:

to be honest

thePeople:

i always have flint and stuff on me, and any dry twigs or grass will do,

thePeople:

also, before we actually do much in the water, i test them out for depth and danger first

thePeople:

since the dm isnt saying anything, i assume its sace

thePeople:

safe

DM:	that isn't a safe thing to assume